Ode to Sloth

Today I celebrated the first day of our little mid-winter ski vacation by composing an ode to slothfulness.....I didn't actually write anything down, but it involved a television show from netflix (I will plead the fifth in naming it, but there was a pregnant teenage girl in a coma), some m & m's, a great deal of internet surfing, and no accomplishments what so ever. Just when I thought that I could no longer waste any more time - a magazine was delivered in the mail. Perfection. I did feed and clothe my children, if anyone was worried. Oh - and I am also concentrating on sending powerful brain waves to my smarty pants friend Rene, who is trying out for jeopardy as I write this.